The wife quickly wraps
herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you
$800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands
her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…
“Who was that?” “It was Bob
the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say
anything about the $800 he owes me?”
